The official tumblr of amtrak β€” Did the Emus get fired? :(

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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saraceaser asked:

Did the Emus get fired? :(

amtrak-official answered:

We hired the trains back, emus kept pecking passengers and stealing seed from freight trains

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And let that be a lesson, dear tumblr users, that what happened to the emus could happen to you too if you don't unionise your workplace.

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The Emus were actually scabs