saraceaser
asked:

Did the Emus get fired? :(

amtrak-official
answered:

We hired the trains back, emus kept pecking passengers and stealing seed from freight trains

thegayestofagendas

And let that be a lesson, dear tumblr users, that what happened to the emus could happen to you too if you don't unionise your workplace.

amtrak-official

The Emus were actually scabs

sercj

Amtrak hiring scabs confirmed?

amtrak-official

I was forced to by the senate