[amtrak-official]

Worms in tiny hats ride the train, do you?

[punk-pangolins]

What if I don't have a tiny hat :(

[amtrak-official]

Ride the train to New York, buy a tiny hat and ride the train home

[bluebrryice]

What if I live in europe? I don't think there's a train for that.

[amtrak-official]

Take the Train to Paris instead