Ok since Ohio isnt funny anymore we should move counter clockwise to crown the next funny state.
Down in Michigan.
This is what you should all be envisioning when I say this btw
Michigan has Detroit which is already made fun of enough
Down In Wisconsin
Wisconsin has Cheese and Illinois has people with a weird hatred of Chicago
Skip straight to Indiana and stay there, it's the worst state in the midwest and is not made fun of nearly enough
worse than Kansas? worse than Missouri?
Neither of those states banned light rail