Portland Oregon you seem neat but the Pacific Northwest City I long to visit is Seattle
visit Seattle we will allow you to leave afterwards :3
Wait, they were going to trap me in Portland, that's not very cool of them
DON’T LISTEN TO IT AMTRACK, WE ONLY WANNA TRAP YOU HERE SO YOU GIVE US TRAINS. SEATTLE HAS AN ICKY GUM WALL AND HUMANS. WE ARE FRIENDLY AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH TRAINS 😁😁😁
What do you mean, aren't there humans in Portland...
NOTHING, YOU WILL DEFINITELY FIND HUMANS IN PORTLAND WE ARE NOT SQUIDS NOW PLEASE THE TRAINS
Hmmm, but you already have trains
