The official tumblr of amtrak — Hmm that is a dilemma

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
redtailcatfish
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Light rail was invented for Lesbian Hook ups and Heavy Rail was invented for hook ups between gay men

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You can tell because both Light rail and Lesbians start with L and The pretty gay men are often heavy hence heavy rail

idioticinstruments

What about the straights?

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They can use regional rail I guess

redtailcatfish

Slight oversight: the pretty lesbians are also often heavy

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Hmm that is a dilemma