One time I walked into a bar and the bartender looked at me and said “Hey! I am ready for more train facts!”
I had never seen this person in my life, but apparently another woman, who also happened to be a transwoman, and who looked a lot like me sat at the bar and told her a bunch of facts about trains.
I really want to meet the train fact lady
I don’t really look like a lady unless I remember to shave and then I might pass for a butch lesbian depending on what I’m wearing. So it probably wasn’t me
