The official tumblr of amtrak — No, I don't endorse this, I endorse the woman...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
freyapoststhings
amtrak-official

Vampire who dresses in short slutty white dresses instead of long flowy black dresses so you don't realize she's a Vampire when she seduces some lesbian on the train and sucks all the lesbians blood out in the restroom before leaping out the window and running off into the woods

freyapoststhings

@amtrak-official this is what you promote?

amtrak-official

No, I don’t endorse this, I endorse the woman getting with the Vampire but I don’t endorse the bathroom murder