I walk into a disco and am immediately bullied out of there for forgetting its bring your own charcuterie board night
I heard it was charcuterie board night and assumed I could could get some cheese and meats but NO, I apparently had to bring my own fucking charcuterie board to the disco
They might share if you bring some of your own, that's just common sense
But I have 0, count them 0 artisan cheeses because I forgot to buy them from the farmers market, and everyone knows you can only take artisan cheese to a disco











