The official tumblr of amtrak — She was the last immortal to be born before the...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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There is a little old lady named "Steam Train" Magnolia Jones who has ridden every steam train that has run in the US since 1832 and she rates all of them on a list from most colorful to least colorful

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She also has talons

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She was the last immortal to be born before the age of steel, her wisdom has gone ignored for 3 generations as she was cast out from the silver castle all those years ago.