The official tumblr of amtrak — Go to a theatre, spin twice and say the name of...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Go to a theatre, spin twice and say the name of the Scottish Play, eat 3 rose petals, and kiss an elderly woman before heading to the train station, if you do all of this right, you can clip through the train and instantly teleport to the next train station on the line