Frankenstein's Monster was actually Precision Scheduled Railroading, you see by a convoluted series of events, the creation of his creature directly lead to the mass consolidation of the US railroad industry
No no that was Vanderbilts monster
Vanderbilt monster was Grand Central Madison, it is so so so deep down
Hey, at least it has the most terrifying escalators in the city
That’s the issue, the escalators are inhuman and cold and lifeless and care little for us mere mortals
