The official tumblr of amtrak โ€” I'd trust you with my firstborn child

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
nonamemanga

calicocritterz4u asked:

I'd trust you with my firstborn child

amtrak-official answered:

I’d sell him to the swamp witch

nonamemanga

Is the swamp witch near a train station?

amtrak-official

It depends, she likes to walk around