[amtrak-official]

Now I can neither confirm nor deny that I am trapped in a pit with nothing to do but ride on a train that's in an endless loop with music from the 1979s playing in the background and the only scenery and exact replica of rural new England, but I mean would it shock anybody

[amtrak-official]

Also there may or may not be a group of women hunting me with bows that I keep having to run from