The official tumblr of amtrak — Something about not being allowed to hunt deer in...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anthropologistfromentropy
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Now I can neither confirm nor deny that I am trapped in a pit with nothing to do but ride on a train that's in an endless loop with music from the 1979s playing in the background and the only scenery and exact replica of rural new England, but I mean would it shock anybody

amtrak-official

Also there may or may not be a group of women hunting me with bows that I keep having to run from

anthropologistfromentropy

What did you do to piss off the Hunters of Artemis??

amtrak-official

Something about not being allowed to hunt deer in trains if the deer paid for a ticket