times when i (an american) feel patriotic:

-listening to the liberty's kids theme song
-the olympics
-watching logan sargeant race in f1
-when a british person insults my accent
-every time im in an old navy
-gazing upon the bass pro shops pyramid
-when i see a really good 4th of july meme
-on the off chance i listen to hamilton from top to bottom
-in the american girl doll store
-driving on country highways and seeing fireworks billboards
-eating 99c pizza and bagels with cream cheese in nyc
-any time someone says the us measurement system is stupid
-schoolhouse rock
-amtrak trains