jennamoran

Taylor Swift is honestly just like any other Taylor, but faster

apeirotilio

how does Taylor Swift's velocity compare to a typical Taylor?

jennamoran

it's more

ninjuice

It's cause of the private jet isn't it.

jennamoran

i don't know it's too private

caffeinesam

Why are they having jets on their privates?

jennamoran

genitalia are historically a bad use case for passenger rail

theinnermeyoullneverknow

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amtrak-official

Freight rail on the other hand