The official tumblr of amtrak — hello mr amtrak i am from connecticut and i was...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

hello mr amtrak i am from connecticut and i was wondering if connecticut disappears am i expected to sink into the ocean and become one with the fish or do i get to move to new jersey

You get teleported to Long Island with the condition you can’t oppose any new High-speed Rail lines

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