Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company.
Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Trademark Office and The Amtrak corporation.
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Anonymous
asked:
hello mr amtrak i am from connecticut and i was wondering if connecticut disappears am i expected to sink into the ocean and become one with the fish or do i get to move to new jersey
You get teleported to Long Island with the condition you can’t oppose any new High-speed Rail lines