The official tumblr of amtrak — Who gets the house? the husband the wife the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Forget getting married on a train, I want to see a train Divorce.

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As in a lawyer and the married couple buy 3 train tickets and spend the train ride working out the divorce in the Cafe car

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The other passengers can vote on who gets the house

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Who gets the house?

the husband

the wife

the wife’s mistress

the husband’s mistress

the mistress of both the husband and wife without the other knowing

the lawyer

the dog

the eldest daughter

the train conductor

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