I want to do a satire

AITA for killing a man on the train to New York

I (23M) was on a train from DC to Boston, I had prepared and everything, I had brought books, downloaded music to my phone, brought my headphones and even obtained a DVD player. I was having a perfect trip, listening to music in my headphones and reading my mystery novels when suddenly at the stop in Philadelphia I was oh so rudely interrupted by a young man, (late 20s, M) he said that he couldn’t find a seat and that he would like to sit in the seat next to me. Being the reasonable man that I am, I got up and accommodated him, that was just basic decency of course. But then about 10 minutes later my book reading was once again interrupted as I heard a most awful noise. It was the man sitting next to me, his handsome face illuminated by a blue light, he was watching internet videos at max volume without any headphones. Immediately I was thrown into a blind rage, I pulled a rock out of my bag, threw it against the window, breaking it into pieces, grabbed my seat neighbor, lifted him up over my head and threw him out the window. It wasn’t for several minutes that I realized what I did