The official tumblr of amtrak — I need to learn how to turn her into a hat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Hawaiian Shirts are Formal Wear

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This isn’t satire or anything, I unironically wear a Hawaiian shirt and khakis when I want to look nice

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This is Formal wear

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Is the ray also formal wear

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She just hangs out on my rug

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… I was really hoping the ray was secretly a hat.

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I need to learn how to turn her into a hat