[amtrak-official]

How to Maximize Human Misery,

1. Lock them in their car
2. Tell them to drive to LA
3. Only audio on the radio is the world's most boring AM radio talk show
4. They have to find a specific restaurant to be freed but have no idea where in LA it is
5. When they finally find it, they get hit by a car
6. They have to go to the Hospital for a month
7. Lock them in their car again and send them to New York

[amtrak-official]

Also they are being followed by 16 hitmen

[systemadministratorclu]

And the hitmen are doing all of the above while also trying to do the hit.

[amtrak-official]

The Hitmen get to listen to music though