The official tumblr of amtrak — No...

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wandering-aloneo-o
amtrak-official

Hawaiian Shirts are Formal Wear

amtrak-official

This isn’t satire or anything, I unironically wear a Hawaiian shirt and khakis when I want to look nice

amtrak-official

This is Formal wear

image
cheese-in-space

Is the ray also formal wear

amtrak-official

She just hangs out on my rug

batshua

… I was really hoping the ray was secretly a hat.

amtrak-official

I need to learn how to turn her into a hat

amtrak-official

Here are the other 2 "nice" shirts I wear

image
image

No idea if the second counts as Hawaiian but I really like it

thesunburnsmyeye

Is it just me or is every image with the ray in it slightly hazy

amtrak-official

My phone camera sucks ass

amtrak-official

Also in case you still think I am joking, I wore the shirt with the oranges when I visited the Vatican Museums back in July

janhetjoch

Why would you need formal wear to visit a museum?

amtrak-official

The Vatican is weird

whatyoustand4

is that a bat in pearls holding the oranges shirt?

amtrak-official

They aren't real pearls

wandering-aloneo-o

SO ITS A REAL BAT!?

amtrak-official

No…