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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I walk into a disco and am immediately bullied out of there for forgetting its bring your own charcuterie board night

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I heard it was charcuterie board night and assumed I could could get some cheese and meats but NO, I apparently had to bring my own fucking charcuterie board to the disco

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It's not ideal when nobody wants to share their cheeses with you!

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They might share if you bring some of your own, that's just common sense

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But I have 0, count them 0 artisan cheeses because I forgot to buy them from the farmers market, and everyone knows you can only take artisan cheese to a disco

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I have some grapes and dried fruits, would that work?