The official tumblr of amtrak — Listen to me, buy a train ticket, sit down on the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Listen to me, buy a train ticket, sit down on the train, wait for it to fill up, find the woman with pink streaks in her hair, move over next to her, ask her about her favorite video game, listen to her info dump for 3 hours, and then kiss her as you arrive at your stop