Okay so I am on my way to the time machine to kill the Beatles when my time traveling bf from Mars grabs my hand and tells me:
"this isn't you"
and then I passionatly kissed him and while his eyes were closed, I pushed him into the time vortex because it is me and I wasn't going to let him stop me from killing John Lennon
Wrong account Bestie. Hope you got that signature though
Just because I want to kill John Lennon it does not mean that I am Mark David Chapman
