Okay so I am on my way to the time machine to kill the Beatles when my time traveling bf from Mars grabs my hand and tells me:
"this isn't you"
and then I passionatly kissed him and while his eyes were closed, I pushed him into the time vortex because it is me and I wasn't going to let him stop me from killing John Lennon
what does this have to do with trains amtrak-official
Well you see due to a complicated series of events, the release of John Lennon’s imagine directly lead to the transit funding cuts of the 80s
