Okay so I am on my way to the time machine to kill the Beatles when my time traveling bf from Mars grabs my hand and tells me:
"this isn't you"
and then I passionatly kissed him and while his eyes were closed, I pushed him into the time vortex because it is me and I wasn't going to let him stop me from killing John Lennon
what does this have to do with trains amtrak-official
Well you see due to a complicated series of events, the release of John Lennon's imagine directly lead to the transit funding cuts of the 80s
if you time traveled to before he released the song and killed him then, wouldn't that stop the transit funding cuts of the 80s
Yes, that’s why I am going to kill John Lennon
