amtrak-official

Everyday there are at least 3 cases of women running down the street in a Elizabethan court attire to try and catch the last train, but the Engineer is scared of ghosts and speeds up the train

knives-in-the-dishwater

which is wild because ghosts don't even take the train; they fly with Spirit airlines.

amtrak-official

Excuse you, ghosts want to receive good service just as much as any living person, Ghosts are most certainly NOT flying on fucking Spirit Airlines