Everyday there are at least 3 cases of women running down the street in a Elizabethan court attire to try and catch the last train, but the Engineer is scared of ghosts and speeds up the train
which is wild because ghosts don't even take the train; they fly with Spirit airlines.
Excuse you, ghosts want to receive good service just as much as any living person, Ghosts are most certainly NOT flying on fucking Spirit Airlines