The official tumblr of amtrak — I agree but Philadelphia would use a strap

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
saltingthecookingwine
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whoistheflu

God willing

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amtrak-official

I most certainly do not want to fuck Philadelphia or Chicago

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Walkable infrastructure...

saltingthecookingwine

Cowards. Philadelphia would dick you down dirty, call you names and make you scream. Chicago is a giant hairy bear who is the gentlest possible lover. I bet Baltimore would have a praise kink.

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I agree but Philadelphia would use a strap