The official tumblr of amtrak — Progressive rock is too powerful a fuel source and...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
scepty-ssb
amtrak-official

Hydrogen trains, battery trains, diesel trains, all of those are stupid ways to power a train

What we should be doing is powering trains with the magical power of 80s synth pop

amtrak-official

If synth Pop isn't strong enough, we will use 70s punk music

scepty-ssb

what about prog rock

amtrak-official

Progressive rock is too powerful a fuel source and most only be used in dire circumstances