amtrak-official

Hydrogen trains, battery trains, diesel trains, all of those are stupid ways to power a train

What we should be doing is powering trains with the magical power of 80s synth pop

amtrak-official

If synth Pop isn't strong enough, we will use 70s punk music

scepty-ssb

what about prog rock

amtrak-official

Progressive rock is too powerful a fuel source and most only be used in dire circumstances

amtrak-official

There is an ongoing romance between 2 of the passengers and you progress their stories by dropping them off at specific planets and talking to both of them. The 2 passengers are lesbians and if they get married the reward you by grnating your train the power of jazz music