The official tumblr of amtrak — Yeah, you should be using edibles instead, smoking...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
carlandrea
carlandrea

Favorite two genres of Amtrak announcements are “fuck airplanes” and “if you smoke on our trains the conductor will physically beat you to death”

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Yeah, you should be using edibles instead, smoking is bad for your lungs