Sir, we have received news that the autistic white boy from Pennsylvania has gotten tired of government inaction and has decided to dig to Roosevelt Boulevard Subway extension himself
Go white boy go
He doesn't know how to lay the rail tracks and is actively building it wrong. He's never even heard of the ADA
stop white boy stop
There are mercenaries hunting him but he’s gotten lost in his tunnels, he has no choice but to keep digging till he can escape
