amtrak-official

Sir, we have received news that the autistic white boy from Pennsylvania has gotten tired of government inaction and has decided to dig to Roosevelt Boulevard Subway extension himself

advanced-passenger-train

Go white boy go

amtrak-official

He doesn't know how to lay the rail tracks and is actively building it wrong. He's never even heard of the ADA

thesurprisinglyqueertoast

stop white boy stop

amtrak-official

There are mercenaries hunting him but he’s gotten lost in his tunnels, he has no choice but to keep digging till he can escape