Sir, we have received news that the autistic white boy from Pennsylvania has gotten tired of government inaction and has decided to dig to Roosevelt Boulevard Subway extension himself
Go white boy go
He doesn't know how to lay the rail tracks and is actively building it wrong. He's never even heard of the ADA
Don't lie; who knows trains more than an autistic white boy from Pennsylvania?? It's his special interest, he may as well have a PhD.
He knows about trains, he just doesn't know how to build them
Is he at least digging the tunnels to be wide enough?
He's attempting to 6 track the tunnels
Go white boy go
He can't weld for shit meaning the trains will derail
Go white boy go
He is planning on powering the trains with a new experimental fuel source created by killing tuna and trapping their souls in glass jars
GO WHITE BOY GO!!!!
After he finishes the tunnels he plans on killing the mayor and declaring himself the immortal god emperor of Philadelphia