So remember how a while back I said that I felt it would be funny to ship cities, well I have figured something out:
Chicago × Philadelphia
Your honour, they would be awful to each other and that's why they are perfect for each other
I feel like Chicago doesn't really like Philadelphia, Philly is just the person he hates the least
They are 2 fucked up people who are only together because they prefer each other over anybody else
Philly has a bad habit of starting terrible relationships having previously dated NYC, Boston, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and DC