So remember how a while back I said that I felt it would be funny to ship cities, well I have figured something out:
Chicago × Philadelphia
Your honour, they would be awful to each other and that's why they are perfect for each other
I feel like Chicago doesn't really like Philadelphia, Philly is just the person he hates the least
They are 2 fucked up people who are only together because they prefer each other over anybody else
Philly has a bad habit of starting terrible relationships having previously dated NYC, Boston, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and DC
Philly thinks Boston and New York are elitist, finds Pittsburgh to be too industrial and work focused, Baltimore reminds him of himself, and DC was too straight for Philadelphia