When getting ready to go on the train, ask your self, is this outfit slutty and or weird or cool enough that David Bowie would have worn it, and if the answer is no, get a different outfit
It will be a great help to the little closeted girls and boys on the train
Find the sluttest most weirdest gender nonconforming man that you would describe as emo and emulate how he dresses
Anyways have more photos of David Bowie because, My God was this man pretty