Train made out of cats instead of metal
When you sit down the cats scratch at you and try to run away
Animal cruelty??
No they like being a train, they just don't like people
Oh ok thanks for the clarification. Does it hurt the cats who are the wheels though?
The wheels are simply cats made of stone instead of flesh and fur and blood
And the engine?
...let's just say the cats need to be in constant rotation for the train to move
How did this come to be? Where are they going?
It was created in the year of our lord 1897 to facilitate the movement of cats between Tokyo and New York since cats are much lighter than metal, allowing for the train to cross the ocean
I thought cats hate water
Yes, the cats float above the seas
