The official tumblr of amtrak — You had to use swords with a certain amount of...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Times were so much simpler way back when we had that portal to hell open and just solved all our disputes by duel at the portal on the 3rd hour of the 7th day

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You had to use swords with a certain amount of blood mixed into the metal duting the forging process or the offering of your opponent to the hellfire wouldn’t be accepted. The forging of blades alone lead to millions of golf coin going through the pork industry to fuel the duels