[amtrak-official]

So trains are sexless loveless beings without gender but they are also gay and the Acela train specifically is a trans woman, do you have any questions

[em-the-nem]

Yes I do. Is she free this weekend?

[amtrak-official]

No, she is a working woman

[hawkogurl]

Even working women need breaks Amtrak :(

[amtrak-official]

She should be retiring in a year or two, go bowling with her then