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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
marvinthemillennialmouse
amtrak-official

Girl who secretly steals train parts everytime she rides a train so she can eventually turn her apartment into a train and escape the capitalistic hellscape she inhabits

amtrak-official

We dislike her because she might ruin the train but we admire her tenacity

anthropomorphique

she'll be careful. she promise.

amtrak-official

We caught her trying to steal the entire catenary system from a northeast regional train

marvinthemillennialmouse

Only because they won't sell a spare one to her, the rude meanies. She's certified in how to install and operate it.

amtrak-official

We don’t have any spares, she should go steal from France instead