The official tumblr of amtrak — The thing the soviets were suspicious of? The...

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It's 1964, the president is a bison we kidnapped from Yellowstone, rock music is in full swing and the soviets are getting Suspicious that something strange maybe going on in America

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The president was named Tabitha

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The thing the soviets were suspicious of? The Americans were selling millions of Peaches to eastern Europe at a loss for seemingly no reason