It's 1964, the president is a bison we kidnapped from Yellowstone, rock music is in full swing and the soviets are getting Suspicious that something strange maybe going on in America
The president was named Tabitha
The thing the soviets were suspicious of? The Americans were selling millions of Peaches to eastern Europe at a loss for seemingly no reason
We were of course selling peaches to the Poles in order to get the perogi recipe from an old lady for her grandson in Chicago
And we needed the pierogi recipe because the president was scared of the hamburger but still needed to eat
Real photo of president Tabitha eating the Pierogis made by a young Polish boy from Chicago
