It’s father’s day, get that old man a train ticket and send him away for an autistic voyage
handsomeamoeba asked:
H-hey Amtrak Official?
Tumblr seems to think this is a real ad?
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Who’s to say it isn’t
Gay homosexual dykeish lesbian vampires have taken control of the Acela and are planning on using it in their plot to declare Philadelphia their undying kingdom of darkness and eternal night
It’s 1964, the president is a bison we kidnapped from Yellowstone, rock music is in full swing and the soviets are getting Suspicious that something strange maybe going on in America
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot because our economic system incentives people to leave land vacant and let it accumulate value without out giving anything back
Special Interests of a 5 year old autistic boy:
- Pompeii
- Jungles
So I am working on a story, I don’t have it all worked out but here are the main characters
- Asshole Gay Reporter from Boston
- Bisexual Black Man who’s an actor
- Some flavor of alternative fashion Lesbian (the main character)
- Bisexual Transgirl Radical
- Guy from Montreal
- The Main Characters Dead Girlfriend who she pushed into the river on accident during a fight
Frogs
Frogs on
Frogs on a
Frogs on a train
FROGS ON A TRAIN
I REPEAT
FROGS ON A TRAIN!!!
May Happiness hit you like a train on a track
Anyways, so you know how gay villages tend to be in walkable parts of cities? Like the Greenwich Village, West Hollywood, Boystown, The Highlands in Louisville, the Grove in St. Louis, The Gayborhood, ect… Well I have a theory on why that happened
Tumblr rejected the Tumblr Transit Troupe community ):