The official tumblr of amtrak — No, they are executing all the train passengers...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thecrazyalchemist
amtrak-official

Gay homosexual dykeish lesbian vampires have taken control of the Acela and are planning on using it in their plot to declare Philadelphia their undying kingdom of darkness and eternal night

thecrazyalchemist

Can I come there?

amtrak-official

No, they are executing all the train passengers and turning like 5 of them into more vampires