The official tumblr of amtrak — It's a dastardly plan

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mystical-merri
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I'm going to be evil

I will Break into a house from 1926, install Popcorn Ceilings in all the rooms and then leave! Muahahaha

mystical-merri

Oh no!!!!! Then they'll have to scrape off part of it to send to a lab to test for asbestos! And when it comes back negative (and this is the truly dastardly plot) scrape the rest of it off to match the spot they sent out, AND MAKE ONE HELL OF A MESS

amtrak-official

It’s a dastardly plan