Check all boxes that apply:
□ you would like to room with a dragon on the train
□ you would like to room with an elf on the train
□ you would like to room with a serpent on the train
□ you would like to room with a minotaur on the train
□ you would like to room with a basalisk on the train
Despite everything, it’s still you
If I was given the choice between a 10 minute car ride and a 30 minute bus ride, I would still take the bus
If tumblr was a train, it would be blue and full of fucking idiots as passengers
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them
Things I will need to install day one when I get a laptop
